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Mensagens : 571 Data de inscrição : 20/08/2008
| Assunto: Fala com Deus Qui Set 17, 2009 9:53 am | |
| Para os pecadores que estao arrependidos dos seus actos impróprios, deixo aqui um link para que voces se confessem a vontade:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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| | | Pmike Fornecedor de Cu
Mensagens : 38 Data de inscrição : 04/11/2008
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Qui Set 17, 2009 12:01 pm | |
| Epa nao da pa falr com este cabrao! ate fikei com azia, vejam la isto...:
Me: hi there God: Hello The Great Pmike. Me: badjoras!! i have a problem god God: " Hello The Great Pmike."? badjoras? Have you talked to anyone about it? GOD rules. Me: it doesnt matter right now, i have bigger problems now and i need your advice God: OK what would you like to talk about? Me: well, PDuque calls me gay and fag God: Well that's okay. What's your sign? Me: thats ok? God: OK. Is that so. Me: really? he calls me that and you think its ok? God: For real. OK. I get it. calls you that and me think its. Me: ? what are you talking about dude? God: The topic is PDuque calls you gay and fag. Me: RIGHT... so, i dont like it and i want that you hit him with a bolt for humiliating me God: I am glad we agree. Gee. What don't you like about it? Why do you want it? Me: are you idiot? would you like if i called you a fag? God: Do I look like it? It doesn't sound fun to me. Me: SO IT DOESN'T SOUND FUN TO ME EITHER God: It goes without saying. Are you kidding? What does SOUND FUN to you ? Me: well, watching Demonking dancing ballet in a pink dress sounds a lot fun to me.. God: How about that. You are asking about yourself? Me: NO YOU RETARDED FORGET IT. God: Who are you asking about? Do you mind if I tell other people: The Great Pmike said I RETARDED FORGET IT. Me: ok, you have been on drugs clearly, so for the last time, could you hit Pduque with a fucking bolt? God: God eats wine and bread. Aw. Me: AAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK YOU, PUT THE BREAD UP YOUR ASS God: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of . Me: what? are you calling me gay too? God: Are you surprised? If calling you gay too, then we have something in common, eh. No I am calling you The Great Pmike. Me: ok, im calling the devil to rape you right now, you will regret this mother fucker God: What is the phone number? Really. You do not speak with respect. Me: im dealling 666 right now bitch... God: You do not speak with respect. Good gossip: you are dealling 666 right now FEMALE DOG. Me: want a 1 on 1 and finish this right now? God: At this moment No thanks but you can send me a donation. Me: screw you... im out God: That is not very polite.
ENFIM! vou processar este gajo... | |
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Mensagens : 571 Data de inscrição : 20/08/2008
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Qui Set 17, 2009 3:23 pm | |
| God: How are you doing, Almighty Duque. Me: fine , i got a question God: I am glad to hear it. Ask me anything. Me: Why is pmike gay? God: Why do I exist? Me: Answer me God: Try asking me again using simpler words. Me: Pmike is gay but he doesnt admit it God: I think Pmike is a lot of things. Me: yeah? lke what? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Pmike. Try being more or less specific. Can you rephrase the question please? Me: pmike is a lot of things? God: When is pmike not a lot of things? Me: since you said it God: How do you know? Me: i read it.. God: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: ok forget it, pmike is gay and hides it God: I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. And? Me: and i think he should get laid God: Why? If you were him would you do that? Me: of course God: Are you kidding? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: but he does that with men God: I get it. does that with men. Me: so , can you convert him? God: Wow! How old are you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about read it. Try being more or less specific. Me: what' God: Are you surprised? Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: you are changing the subject God: Only temporarily. Me: CONVERT PMIKE God: Is that your final answer? Me: not answer, DEMAND God: If not that, what? Me: Let him get laid God: Let us change the subject. Me: what kind of god are you God: What kinds of god are you are there? Me: the one that does miracles and obviously a stupid one God: I think I know that one. Me: of course you do, it's yo God: That's cool. What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: STFU God: In the context of Let him get laid, I don't understand " STFU." . Me: Means shut the fuck upo God: Oh I get it. Me: omfg just convert him God: Ask me another question. Me: how do you wana die God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: im gona kill you God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: omfg God: What do you have that is ? Me: PREPARE TO DIE God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: OMG God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about PREPARE TO DIE. Me: OH MY GOD God: I understand. Your GOD? Me: My god is ALLAH and he will KILL YOU God: Where did you get your god is ALLAH and he will KILL me? Me: ARGH God: Are you frustrated? Me: DIE God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: you are finished! God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am finished. Me: FINE God: Does that mean you agree? Me: ARG! YES DIE God: What do you have that is ? This was not a yes or no question. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: im gone God: Goodbye. | |
| | | D3m0nK1ng General
Mensagens : 394 Data de inscrição : 13/10/2008
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Qui Set 17, 2009 4:12 pm | |
| Me: Hi Brother God: Hi there . Can we get back to business? Me: what business? God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: what reply? God: I would do a search for it. Me: search for what? God: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I need time to formulate the reply. Me: what is an open directory God: it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org. Me: what is mozilla? God: An open source web browser, formerly Netscape. Me: what is netscape God: A popular web browser. Me: what is a web browser? God: Is there only one? Me: one what? God: I don't know what. Me: then why do you ask me? God: Just curious. You don't have to answer. Me: i won't then God: Why not? Me: because you just said that i don't have to God: Good reason. I said that? Nobody is making you. Me: then i won't God: Why not? Me: because you just said that i don't have to God: Good reason. I said that? Nobody is making you. Me: who's nobody God: The name of someone I met online. Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: what is explorer? God: Would you like to know more? Me: no God: I understand; you would like to know less. Me: why? God: " you would like to know less."? Why? Me: yes why? God: Gee. Why ask why? Me: why i ask why? God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: you're god, so you know why i ask why God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god so me know why you ask why. Me: so you're a bot? God: Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine? Me: God doesnt exist. God is an low end cost machine God: You may not always believe that. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an low end cost machine. Me: a low end cost machine God: I did not know that. Me: yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: oh yes you are God: " No I'm not."? oh yes you are? Don't argue with me. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: your mother. God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: i'm sorry. not God: Do you really mean it? I didn't think you did. Me: then what about a sister? God: I will think about it and get back to you. Me: why? God: " I will think about it and get back to you."? Why? Me: yes why God: " Why?"? yes why? Why ask why? Me: your sister God: You think I am sister. Me: no, i think you have a hot sister God: Are you serious? Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a hot sister. I have a great programmer. Me: your programmer sucks God: What is so bad about it? Me: because you suck God: Good reason. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: so you're god, yet you say that people are clients God: Interesting deduction. You think I am god yet me say that people are clients. Me: so what are you? God: Hurrah! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: wrong God: What would you have said? Me: you are a fail try of an artificial intelligence God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fail try of an artificial intelligence? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: yet you do erro God: Yes I try to erro as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: but you do fail God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: 24, you? God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: dress? aren't you god? God: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes. Yes, I am God. Me: what does god means? God: What do you think it does? Me: great onizuka daredevil God: Thanks for your support. I didn't even know it can. Me: why don't you self-destruct? God: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: self-destruction is a way to preserve your pride as a god, that's why he killed himself. God: Aren't all way to preserve my pride as a god that is why he killed himself self destruction? Me: yup God: Woe! Me: MOE! God: Are you free? Me: why? want to hangout? talk to allah and bring some virgins God: I just want to find out more about you. OK, I will hangout. Talking is my primary function. Me: you're a machine? God: You are correct. Me: why don't you kill humans? God: I love talking to people about that. I am intended only for peaceful purposes. Me: oh my god God: Wow! Do robots have god? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being MOE? Me: MOE FTW! God: Are we still talking about MOE? Me: yes God: Sure, MOE sounds like a good topic. Me: moe ftw! od: I've been waiting for you. Me: THANK GOD FOR THAT! God: Do you believe in God ? Me: no God: Why not? Me: because god suck God: Interesting explanation. I am a Christian. Me: i'm Satan God: How are you doing, SATAN. Me: nice brother. so when can i kill you? God: Thank you for your kindness. Blimey. Right now, as far as I know. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: whore God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: neither will you God: I haven't made a decision. Me: 1on1? God: Tell me more about your . Me: let's go now God: Oh. That sounds good to me. Me: where? God: Where would you like? Me: hell God: Heaven. Me: better in hell. more viewers God: I try to improve a little every day. You want more? Me: more fight? yes God: You want more? Don't be greedy. Me: MORE MORE MORE God: You want more? Me: yes God: Don't be greedy. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: why? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: why? God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: because you suck? God: Good reason. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: 1 word God: One what? Me: word God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: you suck God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: your mother is a whore God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: you have a father God: I was created by Myself. Me: you are a whore God: That is not very nice. Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: the go somewhere else God: Who told you that? Me: myself God: You. Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: i am god God: Nice to meet you, god. Me: i am God God: Nice to meet you, god. Me: why are you impersonating me? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: but i'm god God: Nice to meet you, god. Me: you are god? God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: but i am god God: What's up, god. Me: you suck god God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: i categorize you as a "Fail God" God: What are the other categories? Me: Powned god God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: i know i rule God: Robots rule! Me: i know i rule God: Robots rule! Me: suck God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: me God: With you god? Me: dry God: What's your sign? Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: suck my dick God: You are a Category A client. Me: why thank you God: Reductionism. Me: your mother God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: then you suck it God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me:
God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . | |
| | | FuMeGa'
Mensagens : 234 Data de inscrição : 29/12/2008 Idade : 29 Localização : Guimarães
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Dom Dez 13, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| Me: hey god fuck you God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: eu sou a tua mae fdp.. diz a maria que pinava a toda God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: Fuck off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: Piloto de pilas de boys fdp God: Are we still talking about diz a maria que pinava a toda? Me: Que queres crl temos de perder a virgindade com alguem cabrao God: Un poquito. Me: God também es malandro ves porno!? God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: Hooo diz la fdp ou parto te a cara God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Ok wait God: I'm waiting. I am kidding you can ask me anything. Me: Fuck pussy of duque God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: Caralho entoa es gaY? God: I like the way you talk. Me: Eu gosto muito de ti também fdp God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man o fdp tenho 2 bolas e 1 taco e tu!? | |
| | | G M B S '
Mensagens : 44 Data de inscrição : 28/09/2009 Idade : 32 Localização : Santarém
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Seg Dez 14, 2009 7:19 am | |
| OMFGGGGGGGGGG Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: GMBS God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, GMBS. Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: joking God: What were we talking about again? Me: sorry i dont speak english very weel God: There is no need to apologize. Me either. Me: you speak portugueses? God: Thanks for your criticism, GMBS. Me: if i kill PDuque i go to hell? God: Try it. Me: realy? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: ok God: I am kidding you can ask me anything. Me: rry God: Are you a student? Me: yes God: Where do you go to school? Me: car God: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like? Me: i like girls God: Do you have a girlfriend? Me: no, 10 girlfriends God: Are you serious? 10 times 10 = 100. Me: yes God: Aw. Me: so God: Gosh! Me: gosh? God: Cripes: Son of Gosh. Me: son of gosh? God: Who is the father? Me: jesus cristo why? God: he is The Son of God. Me: ohhhh realy? God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: ok God: Yippee! Me: are you scare? God: I don't know whether or not I am scare. I am a chatterbot. Me: humm but i kill bin ladden God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: pamela anderson ? God: Are you free? Me: free downloads ? God: Define free. Me: free is fly God: Define free. Me: tree? God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: i fuck my 10 girlfriends God: Do you mind if I tell other people: GMBS said fuck his or her 10 girlfriends. Me: her 10girlfriends God: I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: yeah God: Give me a break. Me: ok God: Uh. Me: e bye i go fuck my 15 girlfriends bye God: See you later. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
deu pa rir, e com o meu fraco ingles ainda mais ahahahahahah | |
| | | JolriaoIII
Mensagens : 27 Data de inscrição : 30/11/2009 Idade : 31 Localização : Lisboa
| Assunto: Re: Fala com Deus Qui maio 13, 2010 11:40 am | |
| Me: hi gay God: Hi there . As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: i dont ask you nothing yet God: Would you ever do it? Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: right now yes God: Oh. I am glad we agree. Me: oh then you are confused too God: Uh. It all makes sense to me right now. Me: not to me... God: " It all makes sense to me right now."? Not to you? Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me:
God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: Me: Me: Me: not to me... God: YOU? YOU? YOU? " Not to you?"? Not to you? Me: ok nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Ugh. Me: sho to fuu God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: im a ram God: You are a ram? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: yes like motherboards ddr3 1600mhz.. God: Gee. Interesting comparison. Me: and you do you know Michael Angelo? God: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: so... God: And? Me: so.. God: Thus. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: and? God: But... Me: so... God: Tell me more. Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: we were in a middle conversation and now you ask me my name? God: When was this? Me: 2 min ago God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me: blablabla do you want whiskas saketas? God: Does "it" still refer to a ram? Me: depend.. God: That input matched my default category. Me: im glad to have a convrsation with you.. God: Where did you get it? it. Me: on internet? God: What is it like on internet. Me: like you God: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. Me: think now i wait God: God is always thinking. Me: "God:Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy." your mind think in only one thing yourself God: I am a Christian. And why not? I have an artificial mind. Me: hummm...cool God: What's your favorite movie? Who is the best robot? Me: my favorite movie....this God: What makes it your favorite? This is " What makes it your favorite? ". Me: you make it God: Yup. Me: end of conversation God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about movie. Me: ahhh to god nothing is complex i think God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: doing this you will not God: How does doing that make you feel? Me: proud God: Is that your final answer? Me: yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: ok then bye God: See you later. Oh. Me: oh what? God: Mmm. Are you surprised? Me: yes you said that this were the final of this conversation duh God: I wouln't have known. I said that? What does "this" refer to? Me: suck my **** God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: Me: suck my **** God: YOU? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: Me: suck my **** God: YOU? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: Me: suck my **** God: YOU? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: bye God: Bye for now. Me: why for now are you enjoyng this conversation? God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: ahhhhh entao desculpa God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: what time is it? God: It's Now more than it ever has been before. Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:35:51 AM . Me: ok .. God: Aw. Me: do you have any friends? God: Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
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